An e-mail to the Pilot

You owe me... you owe me BIG!! I'm going to figure out how many days you end up being gone. For that many days you will take the kids so I can shower in peace. Cheaper then sending me on a solo vacation. Your daughter is a climber now. I believe I have already mentioned that, probably in an e-mail yesterday. Today, while I was taking my not so peaceful, rushed shower I watched her climb onto the toilet seat. Then she proceeded to continue her climb up onto the lid to shout out the bathroom window. I'm attaching a picture of what I might have to start doing to her.

MWA

Love,
Wifey